Happy Hump Day!

Maybe you call it giving yourself a low-five, maybe you call it lone rangering? Whatever's your clever, you'll delight in this list of contest entries for creative new ways to talk about female masturbation. (Women's Health)

Dapper doesn’t even begin to describe these 100 Most Stylish DapperQs of 2015! (DapperQ)

We're certainly not advocating anyone get frisky on the wrong side of the law or anything, but apparently plenty of other Washingtonians do endorse getting it on in the District's bathrooms and they have standards and bests, thank you very much. (Washington City Paper)